Or just turn off the cameras and leave them there!
ITV's annual trip to the Australian jungle is nearly over, thank god!
Ant & Dec once again dusted off their varied collection of cotton jackets that all seem just a tad too tight and stretched them over their ever expanding bellies to present this years antipodean survival reality show.
As usual we have been delighted with an actual who's who of so called famous people desperately trying to revive a long distant career or in some cases, get one in the first place!
Who the hell is Nicola Mclean?
A page three girl I hear you scream... well excuse me but as I wouldn't use the sun to wipe my arse with let alone read it, how the hell am I supposed to know who this cocky talentless little Jordan wannabe is ? I actually had to google her to find out what she did.
The rest of the contestants ranged from failed pop stars to out of work soap actors all priding themselves on their ability to act "REAL". The fun has been non stop as this gaggle of attention seeking sudo celebrities have munched their way through creepy crawlies and been dangled by industrial strength bungee cords over ponds filled with teeny tiny baby crocodiles that have their mouths taped together (is the RSPCA watching do you think?) all for our entertainment.
I have a great idea on how to improve this show in the future, why not gather together the usual bunch of desperados ship them all over to the so called jungle and just f**king leave them there!!!
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ako si Montoya Jazhel mula sa pilipinas, ako ay nasa malaking problema sa aking buhay sa pag-aasawa kaya nabasa ko ang iyong patotoo sa kung paano tulungan si Dr Ikhide na maibalik ang iyong asawa at sinabi kong susubukan ko ito at makipag-ugnay sa Dr Ikhide upang matulungan ako at nangako siyang tulungan ako na malulutas ang aking problema. ngayon masaya ako sa aking buhay dahil ang lahat ng aking mga problema ay tapos na. Salamat sa mahusay na Dr Ikhide para sa tulong at Salamat sa iyo Selina.
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