Hands up all those girls or boys who have ever bought one of those new fangled miracle 'FALSE' lash effect mascaras that have recently landed at your local Super drug.... Mmmmm thought so, thats quite a lot of you.Hands up all those that were slightly disappointed that the latest new fangled 'FALSE' lash effect mascara that you recently purchased, didn't fooking work....Mmmm once again thats nearly all of you!
Why is it? do you think that in all those gloriously stylish adverts,that the gorgeous model applying this life changing product with a revolutionary NASA designed ultra thickening,super lengthening non clogging techno wonder wand looks like she is wearing false eyelashes? Ummm because she fooking is, thats why!
Where the hell are the mascara police?
Thats what I want to know,surely it is illegal somewhere along the line to blatantly lie on the television,I mean showing us these women with teeny tiny little lashes in one shot which amazingly turn into Lily Savage style drag queen fluttering specimens with only one sweep of the wonder wand in the next, must be against the law, thats like saying that 70 odd year old Jayne Fonda looks the way she does because she smears her face with creme, and has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that she has spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on cosmetic surgery since the early eighties... oh hang on a minute thats exactly what they do say.
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Hi Selina
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Kumusta Selina
ako si Montoya Jazhel mula sa pilipinas, ako ay nasa malaking problema sa aking buhay sa pag-aasawa kaya nabasa ko ang iyong patotoo sa kung paano tulungan si Dr Ikhide na maibalik ang iyong asawa at sinabi kong susubukan ko ito at makipag-ugnay sa Dr Ikhide upang matulungan ako at nangako siyang tulungan ako na malulutas ang aking problema. ngayon masaya ako sa aking buhay dahil ang lahat ng aking mga problema ay tapos na. Salamat sa mahusay na Dr Ikhide para sa tulong at Salamat sa iyo Selina.
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